Here I am, once again, to treat you all with a wouderful post about my upcoming trip. I hope you all feel lucky about this, cuz you really should. I mean. It's not like you have anything better to do then read about how cool I am for going to Europe, ya know.
So you all want to hear something awesome? Sure ya do! Who doesn't want to read about something awesome? Well... Maybe a person that isn't awesome? Ok anyway. So one of my friends has been telling me about how great of a trip this will be for me, and he's behind me all the way. He told me that when I get to Italy, I'm going to find a beautiful Italian girl. Sounds pretty good so far, ay? Well, she's going to fall in love with my charm(this just gets better), and I won't be able to handle her beautiful... Hair!(what did you think, hu?). To make this all better, her dad owns a vinyard like this one here (This is starting to sound like fun now!). Well, I'm going to merry this girl(I knew it!), and then I will own 51% of the vinyard. After all, I will be the best husband and son-in-law there ever was. Oh yeah! this is going to be in Venice also! Man, who wouldn't want to go now?
Well, it looks like my future is set for me, and it looks great! So for all those people out there who think I won't make it back alive. Well, you may be right about part of it. I'll make it alive. But, back on the other hand? Let's just say I'll be enjoying my vinyard in Venice.
Ciao baby!
You can only marry an Italian girl if you send wine to your oldest sister. Regularly. And it must be good. And I'll know if it's not, because I'm a Wine Snob. From Oklahoma, but still. If that doesn't work, send beer and we'll call it good.
ReplyDeleteI think I could do that for ya... But it depends on a few things first. We shall talk about this later...
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